Witchy-poo

I think I have mystical powers! At the very moment of posting the last post saying what a git the SPSTBEH * has been, he was being run over! There were earlier reports of him having a broken hip, which were wildly exaggerated (by him), but he is just bruised and feeling extremely sorry for himself. He managed to save his kebab though.

Ah, the balance of the cosmos is restored.

*Stupid pissed soon to be ex husband

Soon to be Ex-Husband

Yes, I know, I know. I haven't posted for ages. Mainly because I am a lazy moo and I have been having too much 'fun' out in the 'real' world. I use the word lightly because any 'fun' I do have is tempered with the STBEH's tantrums. Honestly, the more favours I do the bloke, the more grief I get in the earhole. Subjects that set him off are... me. And me. And anything to do with me. Especially if that involves me having any kind of a life.

Anyone got an unwanted nightmare of an ex-wife available for a pairing-up??